The World Is Out To Get Me

Except this isn't really Wangst, it is Injustice.

I am left handed.

In my french class, there are three lefties. And somewhere from two to three left-handed desks. The third one disappears regularly, probably just to spite us. The desks are also very small, which makes it pretty darn well impossible to open/write in a binder if I'm stuck with a right-handed desk. Of course, binders are another issue--

Binders are made with right-handed people in mind. Because, as I said, the world is out to get me and all the other left-handed people in the world. It's really, really unpleasant to write on the front of a piece of lined paper for any length of time, i.e. more than a paragraph.

Also it's annoying when I'm trying to write something by hand and keep it neat and clean and I end up smudging half the words into the Territory of Illegible.

Not to mention the thousands of tools designed with your average right-handed person in mind. Can openers: confusing.
Scissors: annoying.
Other stuff: unjust.

That basically everything I can think of at the moment. Just for the record, I am also a redhead. Even more special. Wahaha! (somewhat creepy laugh) Also I'm just awesome.





Not really. But can't we dream?

Hurricane:

Conditions: Rain, wind, rain, wind, my bedroom wall is leaking (under the eaves), and the basement window well is flooding. Also more rain and wind. And two power-outages thus far: Around 5:40, it went out for about 15 seconds, and then the stupid computer took 10 minutes to reboot (which it shouldn't). The second time it was only out like three seconds, and the stupid computer was slightly less stupid and turned on properly.
Death count: Three. This I believe I heard on the news.

That's all.

I had Coldstone today and some Snickers bar got stuck in one of my molars and thus tore some of my cheek.
This = annoying + painful
Not fun.

And now it's really the end.