Okay, so, I read the Wikipedia article on Twilight, and even before that I may or may not have made disparaging comments, but honestly, where's the plot?! So now I've been condemned to read it. And I'm giving you guys some lovely, mocking chapter-by-chapter rewrites. Possibly shorter than the book. Hopefully. I know there are about a million different parodies of it out there already, but c'mon, I'm doing this one kitkat/Anonymous-style (which means I'm going to steal from her romance parody--kidding), also, I'm promoting her for fun, because, yeah, I felt like it. (also so that maybemaybemaybe she'll follow my blog, too) http://boringteenspeaks.blogspot.com/ <--kitkat/Anonymous's blog. Anyhow, back to Twilight. Um, yeah, it's not going to be "Oh, Edward I love you let me be a boring stereotypical housewife and cook for you," although I'd love to and will certainly do so in conversation. But this is a Serious Parody. Should that makes sense? Somehow I don't think it's quote paradoxical enough. A Serious Farce...but I don't think it's a farce. Oh well. I'll just shut up now. And a new post for Chapter One, because I feel like it.
Ooh, also, if you're a brony, did you know that Twilight was named Twilight Sparkle as a mockery of this Twilight? Possibly. I dunno. NOW I'll shut up.
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