This was going to be a post about...

...either the horribly depressing demise of my guitar (it was very depressing) or washing my cat (he needs washing), but a) I didn't take any pictures of my guitar, and b) I never got around to washing the cat, either.

So instead I'm going to rant at all of you and then suggest that there may be almost-interesting photos on Wednesday.

So, some brilliant person à mon école came up with the brilliant idea of having "spirit week" this week. The days are as follows:


Monday (that's today): Nerd Day
Meaning: Nearly every girl will show up in HIPSTER GLASSES because they think they are NERD GLASSES even though they AREN'T. And yeah, I realize how snooty and superior I sound.

Tuesday: Pajama Day
Meaning: I think I'm going to throw up.

Wednesday: Crazy Hair Day
Meaning: Everyone does stupid things with their hair except me*, because I'm [insert adjective of your choice here] like that.

Thursday: Crazy Hat Day
Meaning: Everyone wears stupid hats. Except maybe me. Well, either way I won't but** anyway.

Friday: Sports Day
Meaning: You tell me.

Yes, I am annoying and snoot and superior THANK YOU FOR NOTICING. It's also 3:19 am and I'm already under slept, like, chronically, 'cos insomnia and then in general I'm dumb.

And this, people, is why you never let me blog after 3 in the morning. Or ever, really, but especially not after 3 in the morning.

Also
help i'm alive
I'm listening to Metric. But anyway
bye.


*If I manage to wake up early enough and I'm actually coherent I may attempt liberty spikes. I'll probably fail, but in the event that I don't, well, hopefully I'll have some pictures of the back of my head for you. Not that you really care, but anyway.
**I would wear my*** gas mask, but I already have and anyway I have this Soviet military hat and also a rabbit fur hat. The rabbit fur hat isn't that  crazy per-say, but if I ask people to consider where the rest of the rabbit went....
***I haven't actually bought it yet, nor am I certain I'm going to. I borrowed it.