Apparently no one else has a Doctor's Office where they criticize singers and give attitude checks.

Yeah, that's right. Go ahead and Google "Doctor's Office: Attitude Check." Number one. And then Google "Doctor's Office: Singer." Fourth. Not counting Google Maps stuff.
It would seem that having somewhat original blog titles does get my blog in the first page of results. So, obviously, now I must have all original titles.
Aside from that, some anecdotes of my ridiculous cousin. Her nickname is Zibby. I don't actually remember how this came up, but I don't think I've called her by her real name in over a year. Even when talking to other people about her. So, talking to her older sister (who I'll call Anne):

Anne: Zibby bought Nutella.
Me: Tell Zibby I'm going to eat all the Nutella.
Anne: She says if you eat the Nutella she'll eat you.
Me: I'll eat her first and then the Nutella.
Anne: She says, "Now that I know her plan I'll eat her first."

Oh, Zibby.


L'ANNÉE SCOLAIRE COMMENCE!

Which I'm obviously so excited about. Because I have FRENCH! Whoo hoo. /sarcasm

It's really tempting to revoke your privilege to comment on my glorious blog, would it were soiled by your...nah, you wouldn't care 'cos you never comment.




Probably some more Pet Peeves tomorrow. Or maybe later today if I'm so inclined. It's kind of funny how some guy decided to criticize my insistence on perfect grammar at all times, and yet only managed to publicize my blog. Blah blah blah. Whatever.

I had a nightmare the other day, which was kind of wow because I've never had one before. It was about snakes. And then yesterday I was walking and I almost stepped on a snake. I've also almost stepped on a rattlesnake in bare feet. And a black rat snake (probably), but with shoes. I'm usually not afraid of snakes, but since I keep almost-stepping on them...yeah.


The main point of this post was to let everyone know I have the number one Google search item. So there.


...and yet I still only have nine followers.