My real name is Tom R., but you can call me "The Riddle". That's what all my friends call me in real life.
I came up with this personality as a interesting and awesome person named Aiden during my nose job a few years ago. (which went horribly wrong :[)
I hope you guys don't stop talking to me because of this! But, to make this easier for you, I'm going to tell you a bit about myself.
I live in Nebraska and work for my local branch of Fox news. It's so fun!
My hero is Ann Coulter, not Charles Darwin. Sorry :[
I know that you will be despaired to hear this, so that's why I'm personally inviting my dear friend Neso to visit Vactican City with me next month! We'll spend most of the time drinking some MMMM American iced tea and hanging out in the public toliets for fun!
LOL well it was fun while it lasted, but I'm so glad that I can finally be myself around you guys now! and if you were wondering what I look like...
http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20100701193244/harrypotter/images/...
That's mah sexy face :D OMGLOLOLDON'TREPOSTTHISSOMEHWEREIWOULDBESOOOOSHHYYY!!
Well, happy April First! It'll be fun to start my new life as The Riddle with you guys. I can't wait for our trip, Neso!
wtf?
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